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Voice AI Agents
This is the honest version. No fluff. No hype. Just what actually happens when you embed AI into the messiness of real, everyday business.
April 3, 2025
I’ll be honest - I'm not a machine learning PhD. I came into this with a background in building tech for real businesses, not writing whitepapers.
My first AI agent? It was cobbled together with duct tape, Zapier, and a very hacky phone integration. It sort of worked, kind of sounded human, and definitely made a few people hang up.
Now? I’ve built agents that book thousands of pounds worth of appointments and operate 24/7 without blinking. But the path from there to here wasn’t smooth - and that’s what this post is about.
Everyone thinks AI is about writing clever prompts or getting it to sound human.
What no one tells you is that the hardest part is setting up the flow around the AI:
Early on, I made the mistake of shipping “cool” AI agents with no proper escalation path. One got stuck in a loop with a frustrated caller for 6 minutes. I learned quickly: the AI is just one part. Everything around it has to work too.
This was a surprise to me.
They don’t want “AI.” They want fewer missed calls. More bookings. Better service. AI just happens to be the way to get there.
Once, I spent 10 minutes explaining natural language models to a restaurant chain owner. He stopped me and said, “Can this just stop the phone ringing while we serve clients?”
That stuck with me.
Now I skip the jargon and go straight to the outcome.
I built some really clever agents early on. Multi-step logic trees, fallback prompts, intent switching. And you know what? They broke more than they helped.
The best AI agents I’ve deployed are boring:
That’s it.
You can always add complexity later. But early on, simplicity wins.
This is one of those things no one puts in the pitch deck.
AI messes up. It says the wrong thing. Mishears a booking time. Gets someone’s name wildly wrong.
And if you’re running this as a service (like I am), that’s on you.
So I’ve learned to build systems that:
It’s not about perfection - it’s about ownership. Like anyone training a new staff member.
The biggest impact hasn’t come from the fanciest tech. It’s come from:
It’s boring. But it builds trust.
That’s the key. You’re not building a robot. You’re building a little piece of trust that represents a real person’s livelihood.
I’ve watched a solo salon owner double her bookings. I’ve helped a family-run restaurant finally stop worrying about missed calls. I’ve seen businesses look bigger, act faster, and sound more professional - all because of a voice on the other end that never sleeps.
Is it perfect? No.
But damn if it isn’t useful!
If you’re building AI agents (or thinking about it), my advice is simple: Make it boring. Make it work. Then make it smart.
You’ll save yourself a lot of stress - and your clients will love you for it.
I’m the founder of Megabite—a company that builds real-world AI agents for real-world businesses. We’ve built 100+ AI systems for salons, restaurants, service pros, and beyond. If you want to talk about building smarter, simpler, more reliable AI systems - Try our Live AI Call Demo